is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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