I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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