just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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