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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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