i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The struggles of a small town man whore
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