i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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