Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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