i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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