When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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