Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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