I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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