Pants 0. Shit 1.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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