I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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