I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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