I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
A+ Viking dick
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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