I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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