Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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