sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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