btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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