If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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