But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
