I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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