butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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