just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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