Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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