He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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