the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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