Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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