He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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