C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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