are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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