i don't like sucking hair
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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