Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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