I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
