either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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