He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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