You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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