so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
