Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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