About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
as a side note pls kill me
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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