is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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