I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
