i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I look better un-naked...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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