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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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