He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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