I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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