just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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