fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
