And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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