Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I stole a fireplace last night.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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