it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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