So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
wow bdsm is so cute
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