i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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