I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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