Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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