sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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