I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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